Near the train station, Tirunelveli, Feb. 2014; Photo, John Briggs
It’s 4 p.m., Feb. 17, and the Tenkasi swelter, Florida in August, is beginning to slip away. I’m at the built-in desk in my room at the Krishna Tourist Home with the lights off and the ceiling fan at its highest speed, scratching.
I’m being bitten, usually by small black things, flea-size, but “soft,” an entomologist might say, and tiny brown ants which are country cousins of those at Kappil. Other things too, I think. My feet begin to burn. I look down. There’s nothing on them! Am I going mad?
It’s much worse at night, even slathered with repellant—a polite American repellant which makes suburban gestures Indian bugs find amusing.
I want something which kills them when they peek over the window sill or crawl up out of the mattress, or in under the door, wherever they come from. BLAM! SPLAT!
As it is, I wake up bleary after a night of scratching lying in pools of my blood…
It’s not my dirt that draws them, I think. I’ve been taking three and four showers a day.
I believe it’s the hotel’s ambience.
Immediately below my window is a blackened concrete space between this building and the next. It seems to be the back door to the hotel’s kitchen or maybe it’s a foundry. I don’t know what it is. I see a heavily-stained iron cauldron and an elephant-sized cistern.
A dark-skinned man with a moustache just emerged, saw me peering down from behind my safety grate and gave me a happy wave. I’ve seen him in the morning, washing up and spitting. Whoever he is, he’s my closest neighbor and far from the worst I’ve had. I don’t like his throat-clearing hacking, but he’s usually quiet and keeps his radio low.
Twice a night, from beyond the courtyard, someone, a punk drummer who’s found what he was looking for, bangs a hammer on resonant metal, as though dislodging crumbs or unmelted metal chunks, loud enough to unman a meditator. It usually accompanies the evening call to prayer. For four or five minutes. Twice.
Men sit in the lobby downstairs reading the newspaper. They don’t talk. They don’t look up.
My bathroom “closet” (that’s the term used here as well for the booth at the cyber cafe) is a long, dark rectangle with a drain in the floor I had to scrape open. The hotel has provided a plastic stool and tub, both blue, with scratches, which have inspired me to alter my shower habit of many years and sit on the stool with my feet in the plastic tub humming old jazz tunes while the water drizzles down.
I need to soak the dirt off my feet, of course, but the foot-soak-sitting-shower has inspired me to breathe deeply, nearly ritualistically, and I feel cleaner inside.
Note: Am I acquiring Eastern habits that will be annoying to easy-going Midwesterners?
And I use the tub for clothes. I haven’t sent anything out for months. Clothes given to the hotel man and by him to some hidden laundry come back beautifully folded and clean-smelling but beaten thin. Doing it myself saves money, is an easy demonstration of sturdy self-reliance, and keeps me independent of the unreliable laundries, which miss deadlines too damn often, freeing me to flee at any moment with all my clothes.
I use a one-rupee packet of Tide. That’s kept my T-shirts and shorts sunshine fresh. I let the clothes soak for a half-hour or so, slosh them for a minute, rinse them two or three times, wring them out well and, in this hotel, hang them on my curtain rod above the courtyard with its deep, wide, dark, mostly-covered cistern. They dry in a few hours. If they are picking up courtyard accents, I haven’t noticed it. But I wouldn’t. A half hour outside, and the shirt is dripping sweat.
Within, on a two-inch pedestral beyond the shower, is a serviceable Western toilet with a handy bottom-cleaner hose nearby instead of toilet paper. That’s as awkward initially as eating with your hand, your right hand, always, because you clean yourself on the toilet with the hose and your left hand, or, if you are without a hose, with water from a plastic cup splashed around with your left hand.
(At such moments, my background at the Kinsey Institute combines with these toilet insights and I understand the widespread condemnation of oral sex and finger food by traditionalists, some even in our own bottom-splashing hinterlands.)
With practice, however, I’ve concluded the hose approach is superior to ours. Paper! Disgusting!
Eating with the right hand only, though, is difficult to remember, like calling that bozo in City Hall Mr. Mayor.
Stretching alongside the hotel and back toward the river is a 30-yard strip of garbage which is a convenient urinal for every man without a toilet within reach, which means most men here.
Krishna Home, as it’s known locally, is buggy and stained, yet despite such blemishes—the smell, the heat, the black cauldrons, the bugs, the peeing public, the rubbery, green lizard four inches long which dropped last night from the ceiling onto the desk just beside my left hand—this hotel is the best I’ve stayed in on this trip.
And cheap. I’ll have spent 6 days here for $53.
Krishna must be experienced in context. It’s relatively clean, the staff are alert, and though no one speaks English, I really haven’t had much to say.
Some hotel restaurants here are dark and unhelpful. The Krishna’s is dark and friendly. The waiter, with just a half menu of English words, having seen me struggle with some entrees, has made thoughtful recommendations.
The restaurant is more expensive than it should be in a town this small, but this is a respectable hotel, and the restaurant, though it has uncovered formica tables and unhappy lights, is as well. My fellow diners are all unwealthy middle-class Indians. They don’t speak with each other, and they’re made a bit uneasy by surroundings more formal than at home, but they’re decorous. The restaurant staff are nice to them and have been helpful to me, trying to understand what I want.
They have labored, for instance, to serve coffee I can drink. Initially, they brought me a large cup of hot milk with about three tablespoons of coffee in a stainless-steel bowl. It was an odd presentation. They thought it odd, I suppose, that I wanted so much milk, but they served it politely.
Then the elderly bus-boy took charge. He understood what I wanted and brought a big cup of coffee and a big cup of milk. I applauded him. He was happy. I was happy.
Yesterday, after several days of coffee ease while reading The Hindu, the bus-boy was reminded of his station, and the waiters took charge again. They brought a big cup of hot water, a big cup of milk and the tiny stainless-steel bowl with its swallow of coffee.
What the hell! I put the coffee in the water, added milk, and it wasn’t bad.
It may be that their coffee is as hashish is to dope—a refined and enhanced brew.
Note: I must be more trusting and open.
But I’ve been content here, bottom line, as the salesman says, because Krishna Home is a good hotel. It approximates a home, shabby in this case, but warm, with many servants, and it tries to provide what I want. Otherwise, they leave me alone.
It’s been a good place for writing and for reading, and whenever I step out, the man at the desk is polite and the guard outside, a wildly combed army veteran, snaps to attention and salutes. He does that for everyone, but for a moment I’m back in NATO’s CENTAG and I return the salute. The years disappear. Paris beckons.
Unusual odors waft in with the evening breeze here. I prefer them to the canned corporate smell of home.
And outside, Tenkasi has been interesting to me, and nice. I’ve walked miles looking into the doorways of tiny side-by-side huts in the early morning, a room occupied by a family. Down alleys and lanes that lead on to more and more, with women at the water pumps filling jugs and bright saris and houses of pink and blue and orange and cows in the street and rangoli house-blessing symbols drawn with rice powder.
Saturday morning, on the east side, I turned down the lane of Ajis Saif. He stopped washing his motorcycle to welcome me to Tenkasi. He insisted I sit down and have a cup of tea, and he introduced his children. He said, I believe, that he wanted my memories to be sweet.
Last night I stopped a man who looked like my late Uncle Bruce and asked for help. He led me to a pharmacy and then insisted on paying for my aspirin and Apollo Soft Tissues. “It is nothing,” he said, and exited stage right cleanly.
This morning, at my cyber shop, Raj Net, the young lady clerk came back to my tiny closet to say hello again with a big smile and ask if I have children and to invite me to her place in Tirunelveli. She had virtually no English, so I may have misunderstood that an attractive 20-year-old was hitting on me, but anyway the phone rang up front and I didn’t see her again. “Women of Tenkasi!” I wrote in my notebook with a smiley face. Such notes become cryptic after a day or two.
It’s been over 90 every day with a heavy sun, the bugs in my room are daunting, the garbage stinks, the sewers are open, the streets are bordered by dust and rubble, I haven’t had a conversation since Varkala, and the traffic is as dangerous here as anywhere I’ve been except Endeva, near Kappil, but I felt sad this afternoon when I decided to move on. Tenkasi has good vibes.
The desk assistant at the Krishna Tourist Home, a dark-skinned man with a moustache and a striped shirt, pointed out the window of room 110. “Nature,” he said.
It was mid-afternoon,Texas hot outside, and I was sticky after a long trip to Tenkasi from the Kerala coast. The room looked adequate. The price was 550 rupees, less than ten dollars, and it came with a ceiling fan, a built-in desk, a TV that worked and a bathroom with hot water, which I hadn’t had since Mysore, and then only from 6 to 9. The bed sheet didn’t quite cover the mattress, but for reasons beyond my ken, that is nearly always the case.
Though I’d already decided to stay, I looked over his shoulder at nature. He was pointing past the littered courtyard just below and past a broken wall and maze of power lines to several palms on a nondescript green hill, thinking, apparently, that the concept alone would sway me. He hadn’t noticed the hotel worker standing just outside his tiny hut below my window in his skimpy underwear, pouring water on his head.
Could I have a towel, too?
Yes, I could. He jumped to attention. And a blanket! he said —an extra sheet to cover up with when the night chill crawls in the window.
The sale made, he led me to the end of the corridor to look out at more nature through the grating of the open window at the back of the hotel. The courtyard there had one pit filled with coconut husks and another with empty beer bottles. Outside the wall a rivulet of garbage headed west as though trying to reach the fenced in fields and the thick palm grove at the Hanji North River. Five men stood along the garbage patch, peeing.
In front of the hotel, along Tenkasi’s main street, the electronic shops and an optician and dentist and fruit stands, bakeries, are pressed close together. The street has no sidewalks; it tapers off to the brown urine-dribbled dirt and rubble, ragged and with open unwarned pits, that border all Indian streets. Landscaping hasn’t yet arrived, though billboards with smiling beauties selling perfume or concrete or paint often picture scenes of bright cleanliness as remote to people here as Fred Astaire nightclubs and hotels and dancing blondes in glittery gowns were to pre-war America.
The street bleeds its constant honking traffic to the building fronts, two lanes morphing into many more for opportunistic drivers, buses blaring their horns, the rickshaws theirs, the scooters and motorcycles theirs, and pedestrians walking with scant attention to what’s coming, and the traffic swinging off without a signal into any open space, regardless of direction.
The sewers are narrow concrete trenches on both sides of the streets, emptying into the rivers. The stench of garbage and human waste is strong and constant in the poorer neighborhoods. A street bordering the rail line was lined this Valentine’s Day morning with new piles of soft human excrement. Litter of the crushed bright packaging of snacks and soap and milk powder and everything sold in the tiny markets, ground into the dirt by countless feet, frames the streets with trash. The sweet smell of urine, the constant smell of India, wafts through my hotel room as seductively as funeral home flowers.
A pye dog sniffs at me as I walk by then resumes drinking from the sewage trench.
I walked my first morning behind the hotel toward the river along a dirt track that soon became a foot path. I left the garbage strip behind, though the litter continued. The man walking just in front stopped and without a glance to see who might be close peed into the grass, shook himself, then blew his nose between two fingers, shook his hand, wiped it on his dhoti and walked on.
I came to a fenced-in area where a shepherd boy of 17 or 18 was watching a bull with its horns painted blue. I nodded to him.
“Ehhh?” he said. “Ehhh?” He didn’t smile.
Closer to the river, the fields widened and I came to washed clothes, still dingy, put on the hot grass to dry. A young woman stood there wrapped in a towel, as Brigitte Bardot used to appear from steamy bathrooms. She took no notice of me. Goats rasped from a field somewhere to the north. I took a drink of my Sugapriya bottled water.
Beyond, on the river bank in the shade of the palms, village women banged clothes against the rocks with great soapless swings of the clothes as though chopping wood, and others, men and women, were bathing in the river, midstream, in brown water nearly waist deep, still clothed.
A village man with grey hair, tending two cows, concluded I was lost. He pointed north, up a steep bank, cracked from the heat and past a cluster of hovels. The road was there, he gestured.
He was concerned. He took me gently by the hand and led me. When we reached the road, he took my hand again and led me into a sawmill where the workers looked askance but said nothing. He wanted to show me a new bullock cart with high wheels, but I couldn’t understand why or if it was his. “Bye-bye,” he said.
Tenkasi, pronounced Tenkashi, is friendly. Its wide main streets, the roads leading on to Madurai and Teruneveli, pass neighborhood lanes that lead on to smaller lanes and alleys in a grid but with multiple turns and twists and dead-ends. At night, scarcely lighted, it would be frightening, and one can buy anything in those streets in one house or another. By the light of early morning, it was otherwise.
A small boy saw me coming and ran in fear to his mother. She laughed and kissed him and carried him back to me, reassuring him. A man brushing his teeth out his front door over the sewer called hello to me. A pretty schoolgirl of 11 or 12 wanted to know my name and from where I am and just what I am doing please. A woman filling her jug at the neighborhood pump stopped pumping to nod a greeting. Groups of school boys jumped in front of me so I could take their picture for them to look at. A thin man took a picture of me with his phone and showed it excitedly to his family and then to me. “Welcome,” he said. “Thank you.”
I thanked him and put the phone in my pocket and turned to walk on. That caused even the old woman who had been glaring at me from the stoop next door to laugh.
When I finally turned the corner, steering toward the massive tombstone-like Kasi Vishwanathar Temple which looms over everything and my hotel just beyond, 30 or 40 people, men and women, naked toddlers, school children, teenage ruffians, the ginger man, waved goodby.
“Carry on,” an old man said, wagging his head. “Goodbye.”